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iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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Ooooo

(via fuckgasm)

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

(Source: bellamybake, via x-file)